Left 4 Dead 2: why is valve fucking my face?

I have not played this game yet, i do however plan on it.  I don't think this game deserves to have the number 2 attached to it.. thanks again valve, milking my wallet dry faster than capcom! This game should be considered an expansion pack NOT a "new game", hell even call it Left 4 Dead: Confederation Abomination (you may have the title valve). This "game" is set to come out Nov 17th for pc or xbox360, and again yes.. i am going to sink low enough regardless of my bitching here to buy it. According to the left4dead website (www.l4d.com) there will be the following additions to the game; and here is my problem with them

Next generation co-op action gaming from the makers of Half-Life, Portal, Team Fortress and Counter-Strike.

                Yes, next gen co-op action FROM LAST FUCKING YEAR >:o

Over 20 new weapons & items headlined by over 10 melee weapons – axe, chainsaw, frying pan, baseball bat – allow you to get up close with the zombies

                OHHHHH! 20 new weapons and OVER 10 melee weapons!? sooo what you're saying valve is that you added a shit ton of melee weapons and reskinned the guns from the original game? yeah, thought so.

New survivors. New story. New dialogue.

                Same game, new levels... juuuust like 'Half-Life 2: Episode Cash Cow'. GG VALVE.

Five expansive campaigns for co-operative, Versus and Survival game modes.

                $60 for something that should be DLC?!

Uncommon common infected. Each of the five new campaigns contains at least one new "uncommon common" zombies which are exclusive to that campaign.

                So, it’s not just the tank over and over again?  I suppose if you are giving the survivors new weapons you should update the zombies a bit too.......

AI Director 2.0: Blah blah blah we modified the code a bit to change some other minor things around in this game..

Stats, rankings, and awards system drives collaborative play

                Oh we already do this on most of our steam games, guess we should just drop the code in here too.

Support for split screen play (Xbox 360 version only)

                HOLY SHIT! JUST LIKE THE FIRST ONE?!?!

This game is going to come out and be sixty fucking dollars for some minor adjustments to the first game with minor graphics updates, I can’t wait for next year when valve releases the next spit in your face revolutionary same game that came out last year pack! Valve is doing the same thing with this game they have been doing for years, repackaging something that sold big with different levels and charging you for it.  It fucking blows and i hate them for this.