I swear he is this close to fucking LARP'ing. He probably has his robe all picked out. I love racing games. I'm still mad at EA for fucking destroying the NFS series with their NFS:Underground bullshit.
"Dear EA, just keep releasing Hot Pursuit with updated graphics. There I just made you millions.... You are welcome.
Love,
JR, Snugglepuss III"
EA left us with our dicks in our hand after they abandoned true racing games and gave us Need for Speed: Fast and Furious. Then we have Gran Turismo who take eleventybillion years to make 1 fucking game, so where were the racing game lovers to turn? Microsoft gave us Forza and we ate it up and asked for more, oh Forza 2?! Yes please. Something was missing though and I couldn't put my finger on it until I received Forza 3 in the mail....
The Racist, Sexist, and Phallic Art Creator 3000 or simply put the Forza design studio in game app. It allows you to create master pieces such as this.
Thank you Forza for making me express myself in the form of imaginary vinyl decals. I love this game, but you might ask yourself 'Why is it on this site then?' because any game that lets me elevate my douchiness gets recognition
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