I want to open this rant with, this game is worth every god damn jewmine(those are pennies for you less offensive folks) you will spend on it. You run around this game shoot people / dog things get experience to build levels and collect lewtz. The main attraction to this game is that there is a bazillion guns in it. This means you can run around with each character on both playthroughs of the game and virtually never find the same gun twice. I have purchased the game on the 360 first just because I'm an achievement whore and find the multilayer on XBL convenient and just work, i will tell you right now that the controls have a good feel to them and flow nicely, much like lilweazel's mothers period. The pc on the other hand looks a smoother and prettier, however being the crappy south paw that i am i found this game to be pretty easy to remap around the ijkl keys. One problem i saw on the pc was the menu system seemed to be built for a console and was like pulling a rusty fishing hook out of my asshole on the pc. I do recommend this game HIGHLY on a console, not so high for PC. The only complaint i have about this game is the story. Oh, you've played it and you're all "what story!?", exactly my point.. you play as a treasure hunter (ohhhh how awesome another game with another treasure hunter!) and you hear about some vault with lots of treasures and delicous gold stockpiles or some gay shit... thats about all i picked up from the actually main story of the game... The dialog for this game incredible and the voice acting seemed to fit nicely.
The online experience makes this game even more worth it. While playing online i found myself crying multiple times when my "friend" left me in the corner of a map surrounded by mutant spider things while running off with the car yelling "GOOD LUCK FAGGOT!". Other times when i was worried about being left behind by said asshole, i would take my own vehicle to which my entertainment turned into HOW MANY TIMES CAN I FLIP HIS CAR BEFORE HE YELLS AT ME!!?!? **NOTE: it was usually about twice before i could picture him bright red in the face spewing obscenities about me and my mother on his couch**. The pvp arena end of this game isn't really there, i mean.. they put the deathmatch into the game but its so horribly unbalanced that its not even worth going into, once brick activates his special power its over there is no killing him.
For those of you who are sitting there saying 'i already played fallout 3, i dont want this game' go fuck yourselves in the same room i hope your father hangs himself in >:o
On a scale of numbers that mean absolutely nothing at all I'd give this game a 9.5 out of 10
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Oh and in response to you're Forza 3 car, i made you one:
Enjoy!
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