I want to open this rant with, this game is worth every god damn jewmine(those are pennies for you less offensive folks) you will spend on it. You run around this game shoot people / dog things get experience to build levels and collect lewtz. The main attraction to this game is that there is a bazillion guns in it. This means you can run around with each character on both playthroughs of the game and virtually never find the same gun twice. I have purchased the game on the 360 first just because I'm an achievement whore and find the multilayer on XBL convenient and just work, i will tell you right now that the controls have a good feel to them and flow nicely, much like lilweazel's mothers period. The pc on the other hand looks a smoother and prettier, however being the crappy south paw that i am i found this game to be pretty easy to remap around the ijkl keys. One problem i saw on the pc was the menu system seemed to be built for a console and was like pulling a rusty fishing hook out of my asshole on the pc. I do recommend this game HIGHLY on a console, not so high for PC. The only complaint i have about this game is the story. Oh, you've played it and you're all "what story!?", exactly my point.. you play as a treasure hunter (ohhhh how awesome another game with another treasure hunter!) and you hear about some vault with lots of treasures and delicous gold stockpiles or some gay shit... thats about all i picked up from the actually main story of the game... The dialog for this game incredible and the voice acting seemed to fit nicely.
The online experience makes this game even more worth it. While playing online i found myself crying multiple times when my "friend" left me in the corner of a map surrounded by mutant spider things while running off with the car yelling "GOOD LUCK FAGGOT!". Other times when i was worried about being left behind by said asshole, i would take my own vehicle to which my entertainment turned into HOW MANY TIMES CAN I FLIP HIS CAR BEFORE HE YELLS AT ME!!?!? **NOTE: it was usually about twice before i could picture him bright red in the face spewing obscenities about me and my mother on his couch**. The pvp arena end of this game isn't really there, i mean.. they put the deathmatch into the game but its so horribly unbalanced that its not even worth going into, once brick activates his special power its over there is no killing him.
For those of you who are sitting there saying 'i already played fallout 3, i dont want this game' go fuck yourselves in the same room i hope your father hangs himself in >:o
On a scale of numbers that mean absolutely nothing at all I'd give this game a 9.5 out of 10
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Oh and in response to you're Forza 3 car, i made you one:
Enjoy!
Unlike my RPG loving, 'if I can't level in a game it blows' counterpart.
I swear he is this close to fucking LARP'ing. He probably has his robe all picked out. I love racing games. I'm still mad at EA for fucking destroying the NFS series with their NFS:Underground bullshit.
"Dear EA, just keep releasing Hot Pursuit with updated graphics. There I just made you millions.... You are welcome.
Love,
JR, Snugglepuss III"
EA left us with our dicks in our hand after they abandoned true racing games and gave us Need for Speed: Fast and Furious. Then we have Gran Turismo who take eleventybillion years to make 1 fucking game, so where were the racing game lovers to turn? Microsoft gave us Forza and we ate it up and asked for more, oh Forza 2?! Yes please. Something was missing though and I couldn't put my finger on it until I received Forza 3 in the mail....
The Racist, Sexist, and Phallic Art Creator 3000 or simply put the Forza design studio in game app. It allows you to create master pieces such as this.
Thank you Forza for making me express myself in the form of imaginary vinyl decals. I love this game, but you might ask yourself 'Why is it on this site then?' because any game that lets me elevate my douchiness gets recognition
I have not played this game yet, i do however plan on it. I don't think this game deserves to have the number 2 attached to it.. thanks again valve, milking my wallet dry faster than capcom! This game should be considered an expansion pack NOT a "new game", hell even call it Left 4 Dead: Confederation Abomination (you may have the title valve). This "game" is set to come out Nov 17th for pc or xbox360, and again yes.. i am going to sink low enough regardless of my bitching here to buy it. According to the left4dead website (www.l4d.com) there will be the following additions to the game; and here is my problem with them
Next generation co-op action gaming from the makers of Half-Life, Portal, Team Fortress and Counter-Strike.
Yes, next gen co-op action FROM LAST FUCKING YEAR >:o
Over 20 new weapons & items headlined by over 10 melee weapons – axe, chainsaw, frying pan, baseball bat – allow you to get up close with the zombies
OHHHHH! 20 new weapons and OVER 10 melee weapons!? sooo what you're saying valve is that you added a shit ton of melee weapons and reskinned the guns from the original game? yeah, thought so.
New survivors. New story. New dialogue.
Same game, new levels... juuuust like 'Half-Life 2: Episode Cash Cow'. GG VALVE.
Five expansive campaigns for co-operative, Versus and Survival game modes.
$60 for something that should be DLC?!
Uncommon common infected. Each of the five new campaigns contains at least one new "uncommon common" zombies which are exclusive to that campaign.
So, it’s not just the tank over and over again? I suppose if you are giving the survivors new weapons you should update the zombies a bit too.......
AI Director 2.0: Blah blah blah we modified the code a bit to change some other minor things around in this game..
Stats, rankings, and awards system drives collaborative play
Oh we already do this on most of our steam games, guess we should just drop the code in here too.
Support for split screen play (Xbox 360 version only)
HOLY SHIT! JUST LIKE THE FIRST ONE?!?!
This game is going to come out and be sixty fucking dollars for some minor adjustments to the first game with minor graphics updates, I can’t wait for next year when valve releases the next spit in your face revolutionary same game that came out last year pack! Valve is doing the same thing with this game they have been doing for years, repackaging something that sold big with different levels and charging you for it. It fucking blows and i hate them for this.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
if you like something. we probably won't. go fuck yourselves
What the fuck is this? And why cant i pick a template that doesn't look like frontpage fucked dreamweaver and aborted a generic layout all over my screen? time to click that layout button...
